I realized that I have not really been posting anything that is going on in my life. So here goes.
I have come to the conclusion that not only do I hate it when carolers come to my house, but I also do not enjoy going to people's houses to carol.
You can just feel the awkwardness emanating from them, as they are forced to stand there waiting for this group of people to stop their singing.
What do they do while these people sing their songs?
Listen? Clap? Sing along? Stand there awkwardly? Pray that it will be over soon? Walk away? Fake a seizure? Give them candy? Tell them they suck and should never sing another day in their life?
So many questions to mull over while the singing is being belted out by teenagers, old men, or wee toddlers.
And low and behold, as soon as that song is over, another one starts up.
Ahhh!
No wonder I always avoid going to the door if carolers are singing away.
I have also come to the conclusion that I just want to drink hot chocolate... all day... everyday. That is what I have decided I will be doing for the rest of my life.
This is a genius idea because: hot chocolate is hott and steamy, It is not a person so it will disappoint far less, and if it does so happen to disappoint I can just fix it to make it perfect.
Also, it will take off almost all the stress when I go on dates.
I already have my life planned out.
Me and my Hot chocolate.
Perfect.
There is also a plethora of different flavorings that can go in this steamy drink, many different flavors, brands, ways of making it, and different accessories (for lack of a better word) to go with it (marshmallows for example, or those sticky things that I don't know what they are called).
No more college for me!
Maybe I will need a job though so that I can afford all of this hot chocolate and mugs and such.
Dang...
Maybe I can get some government help to ensure that my dream can come true.
Me and Hot Chocolate.
Nothing else.
Doesn't that look delicious? Yum!
