Sometimes I wonder why people are so stupid.

A Guide to Rachel

1. Sleeps my favorite.
2. I think that girls' toenails should always be painted.
3. My favorite times of day are way late at night and early morning.
4. I have a list of future husbands. Some are celebrities/fictional characters and some are boys like Chantry Robinson (we share a last name so that if I were to marry him my last name wouldn't change. Genious.).
5. My middle finger is twisted
6. Ice cream and chocolate = the best way to deal with stress.
7. I am really good at taking breaks
8. Feet gross me out. They are the worst.
9. I love showers and brushing my teeth.
10. I love clothes. And shoes.
11. Laughing is one of my favorite past times.
12. I get overly excited about unicorns and other mythical creatures.
13. My love for Harry Potter is forever abounding.
14. Movies and books are the best. Also the subject of English.
15. I was not made for winter sports.
16. Currently my fingernails and toenails are painted green.
17. Whenever something that cannot be immediately explained happens, the cause is forever and always "magic."
18. I like kids. A lot.