Sparkly Parseltongue

Brenda and I have invented a new word. One day it will be in the dictionary and you will all feel so blessed that you got to read this blog post about it (that is of course if anyone reads this post). The word is.... drum roll please.... da-dda-dadum (that is my drum roll): sparkletongue. Similar to parseltongue, except for having the ability to speak to and understand snakes, Sparkletongue grants you the ability to speak to and understand ridiculous girls. You know the "sparkly" girls that say like every two seconds and OMG and BFF on a regular basis. You know who I am talking about. It is indeed a true gift if you poses the ability to speak sparkletongue. I salute you.