Why was the tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Because then when you do criticize them you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
What were Tarzan's last words?
Who greased the vine?
The police arrested two boys: one for drinking battery acid and the other for eating fireworks.
They charged the one and let the other one off.
How do you catch an elephant?
Hide in the grass and make the sound of a peanut.
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